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Michael Jackson Tribute *NEW

Rehage Entertainment

 

ESSENCE DOTCOM *NEW

Warner Bros.

 

OUR DISNEY STORY *NEW

Warner Bros. / Disney

 

More Film + Video (11)

THE COUCH

A Final Farewell

 

PHOTOGRAPHY PORTFOLIO

2008 Kohta Asakura

 

NOVEMBER 4, 2008

Grant Park, Chicago

 

More Art + Photography (9)

Obama's Scouting Report

*COMING SOON

 

Sleeping with a Spice Girl

 

Mortifying Train Sitch

 

God is Dead: A Colin Powell Story

 

More Fiction (4)

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DIRECTOR'S REEL 2008

RÉSUME 2009 (PDF)

 

BROOKLYN, NY

 

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APPETEAZERS

July012009

In Memorium: A Michael Jackson Tribute

 

 

This is a promo that I put together quickly (given the nature of these things) for a Michael Jackson tribute concert organized by Rehage Entertainment, featuring performances by Usher, Ne-Yo, Robin Thicke, and more.

 

This is the Flash Version.

Click here to view the Quicktime Version.

FILM

June302009

ESSENCE Dotcom

 

 

This was a collaboration with my designer friend, Madoka Katayama.

This is part of a Summer branding campaign for Warner Bros' property, Essence.com.

 

Directed, produced and animated by the two of us.

Awesome fake hip-hop music courtesy of Warner Music Library.

 

This is the Flash Version.

Click here to view the Quicktime Version.

FILM

June272009

OUR DISNEY STORY

 

Disney Story

 

Photograph by: Jay Sansone

 

A short web-series shot, directed, and edited by me for Warner Bros. and Disney for ESSENCE MAGAZINE.

 

There were 3 families; I worked with the Tooley-Benjamins.

I got to experience alot of behind-the-scenes, secret Disney things, which was neat (and which you will NOT see in these family-friendly, commercial videos). Regardless, Thank You," to our Disney partners for being so gracious with their time and resources.

 

Jamie Carreiro and Jay Sansone worked with the other 2 families. Ash Hsie did the graphics.

 

This is an external link to all the episodes.

FILM

June242009

Andie Springer Dotcom
Andie1
Andie2
Andie3

 

 

So, I'm not a qualified web designer in the normal sense (ie. I went to Artscool, which is the less hotter, gayer cousin of Design School), but I do enjoy designing them once in a while - like this website :) !

 

I designed and created the website for my good friend and supremely talented violinist, Andie Springer.

She's hot shit and gigging everywhere, so please do check her out.

ART

June182009_1

A Message From Kohta Asakura

UpdateFail

 

Osu~

 

So, it's been over a month since our last update here at the Kitchen. The menu is admittedly looking a bit stale.

 

But fear not visual-grub lovers--

 

There's a BRAND NEW FILM+VIDEO section! Wohoo!

 

Ok fine, it's not THAT exciting (I mean, for me it is, but probably not for you... :( ) You're probably wondering, "What about some new content?"

 

Let me shed some light on that:

 

I've been busy toiling away with a variety of entrées (motion, design, photography, fiction) - that will be unveiled over the course of the next few months.

 

I promise that all of those meals will be served in due time (unfortunately right now, there's that tricky part of "releases" and "premieres" that I'm legally obligated to. That damn chef union!).

 

Okay, enough with the shitty food metaphors.

 

In the meantime, check out a few website tweaks; maybe you've noticed the more consistent and legible font/typography situation going on now. You actually don't have to squint to read my bad writing anymore (not sure if that's a plus or minus). But hey, at least I'm more consistent now. I'm sure all of my design friends and frenemies were shitting themselves when they noticed that my site uses about 467 different fonts. I heart Artscool!!! <3

 

Also, check out the new posting in FILM. It's a short I did with a group of my director friends for the 48 Hour Film Project earlier this month. Neato!

 

Alrighty, stay tuned!

 

Boiling the water (last food metaphor),
Kohta

June182009_2

THE ONE WHO FINDS

 

 

This is a short film I did with a group of my director friends for the 48 Hour Film Project earlier this month.

 

By the way, check out their work on their respective sites:

Jamie Carreiro, Jay Sansone, Ash Hsie

 

This is the Flash Version.

Click here to view the Quicktime Version.

FILM

April232009

THE COUCH

 

 

Recently, I threw out the loveseat component of my couch. I've had this couch for 15 years.

Growing up with it, I have some fond memories of doing couch things on it.

 

To commemerate this emotional ritual, Jimmy and I documented our final farewell to my (well a piece of) couch.

 

This is the Flash Version.

Click here to view the Quicktime Version.

FILM
April232009

THE COUCH continued...

 

Couch1
Couch2

 

And here are the photos. Plenty more here.

ART

April092009

A Message From Kohta Asakura

SpringUpdate

 

Cherry blossoms, right outside my window.

Greetings.

 

Springtime is upon us.

Check out the view from outside Kohta's Kitchen.

 

It's getting beautiful outside. Can't wait to play!

 

Spring means warmer weather, baseball (Let's Go Mets!), terrible allergies, and lots of work.

 

Keepin' busy,

Kohta

April082009

ADVENTURES IN DISNEY WORLD

 

DIsney

 

I spent the last week at a shoot in Orlando, FL, at Disney World, for some webisodes releasing in May.

I have 3 sets of photos available on both my Flickr and Picasa accounts. Check it out!

ART

March22009

A Message From Kohta Asakura

UpdateMeow

 

Sayuri-chan

Hello meow.

 

It's a new site update and refresh!

Still rolling out some other facelifts to the other

pages. Sorry, it takes me a while to do these things.

I am not quite adept at this "design" thing.

 

I am in Orlando, Florida for a weeklong shoot.

 

Also, busy working on a couple of other projects

and pursuits. A couple of music videos, and I am helping to put the finishing touches to a feature film directed by my good friend, Mike Nichols.

 

I hope everyone is doing well during these challenging economic times. I have faith in Obama and Geithner.

 

Nyan,

Kohta

March252009

TRANSIT

 

Transit1
Transit2

 

The musical group Transit performed at the Project Reading Room in Brooklyn this past week.

I was on hand to watch their great performance and take some promo photos.

My good friend Andie is the violinist.

 

Check out the rest of the photos on my Flickr or Picasa.

ART

March092009

A Message From Kohta Asakura

 

 

HIRONORI

Congratulatons

Hironori-kun and Etsuko-san!

 

Enjoy Hawaii!

 

Kohta

March62009

SLEEPING WITH A SPICE GIRL IN L.A.

 

Selected excerpts from the original short story.

 

 

SPICE

 

Two thoughts run concurrently in my head: "What next?" and

more pervasively, "OhMyGodHowDidIGetThisFar?DoesShe

FindMeSexuallyAttractiveBecauseSheIsDrunkOrIsItBecauseI

Didn'tSayAnythingAndWomenFindThatAppealingBecause

WheneverIOpenMyMouthTheyFindMeRepulsiveAnd

OhMyGodNoOneLovesMe?"

 

I sit there, nursing my (first) drink, ruminating about shit and shit, when someone taps me on my crooked right shoulder. I Asian-Glow, but am not drunk. I recognize the tapper as Geri Halliwell, aka. Ginger Spice.

 

I nod. I am too confused to say otherwise. She orders herself a whiskey, straight. I assume I'm paying. Okay, great.

 

...

 

It is damp in the bathroom, and it smells like a combination of balls and Irish Spring soap. There is condensation building up everywhere. Using my right forearm as a sanitary pillow, I lean my head onto the flush.

 

...

 

I concede: the false irony of "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends," escaped me as I fled.

 

...

 

 

These were selected excerpts from the original short story.

Click here to read the rest.

FICTION

March22009

A Message From Kohta Asakura

INLA

 

 

 

 

Hello again.

 

I am currently doing various things in Japan.

First Kyoto, then Tokyo.

 

Thank you.

 

Ciao,

Kohta

Feb262009

HOW I MADE HALLE BERRY CRY

 

 

aka. The Halle Berry Tribute Video, for her 2009 Black Women in Hollywood Power Award win.

Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Benicio Del Toro, Spike Lee, Warren Beatty, and more.

 

Directed and edited by Kohta Asakura.

 

The awards show took place in Beverly Hills, LA on Februrary 20, 2009.

 

This is the Flash Version.

Click here to view the Quicktime Version.

FILM

Feb252009

MORTIFYING TRAIN SITCH

 

train

 

I have fallen in and out of love with the most gorgeous women on the subway,

based solely on the impression left, post-collision.

FICTION

Feb182009

A Message From Kohta Asakura

 

INLA

Hello.

 

I am currently in LA. Thank you.

 

Cheers,

Kohta

Feb172009

"GOD IS DEAD: A Colin Powell Story"

 

Illustrations by Kohta Asakura

 

 

colinpowellyell

 

Click to enlarge images (opens in new window)

 

Excerpts from "GOD IS DEAD" written by Ron Currie, Jr.

 

With a curse, Powell turned off the telephone. "Tell me something," he said to the official. "Why do I always end up relaying messages through the lowliest goddamn sub-assistant-deputy in the White House? Why, in almost four years, have I spoken directly to that redneck son of a bitch only three times? And two of those times were at fucking Christmas parties?"

     "I don't know, sir," the official said.

     "I'll tell you why," Powell said. "Because I'm black."

     The official, uncertain, said, "Well, maybe, sir."

     "The same reason I got this job in the first place," Powell continued. "Because I'm black. Ain't that a bitch, huh? I get the job because I'm black, and my boss won't talk to me because I'm black."

     "If I may speak frankly, sir," the official said, "I'm not sure black is the word I'd use to describe you."

     Powell deployed a fierce, wide-eyed gaze, one he'd perfected through hundreds of hours of viewing and reviewing Samuel Jackson movies. "Oh no?" he said.

     The official, realizing he'd stepped directly into the metaphorical pile of dung, tried to backtrack. "Well, of course, I mean, ethnologically speaking, you're black. Sir. Of course. I was thinking more of your appearance, a sort of benign, nonthreatetning, ashy tone which ---"

     "I'm black as night, motherfucker!" (Said Powell).

     "Of course (you) are, sir," the official said. "Sorry, sir."

     "Apology accepted, Bitch-ass."

     "Back to the keywords for tonight's (speech), sir. If we may."

 

...

 

"Fuck that," Powell said. "I'm a general, don't forget. And generals give orders. Like I'm giving you an order right now: Leave me alone."

 

...

 

(Without knowing it, Colin Powell meets God in human form. Powell speaks to Him/Her.)

 

"How does a man become the first black assistant to the president for national security affairs? How does a man become the first black chairman of the Joint Chiefs? How does a man become the first black secretary of state? And then I answer myself: by behaving, in every possible manner, like a white man."

     God said nothing. Instead he did what he always did, all he was allowed to do: sympathize, sympathize.

     "The highest ranking, most powerful house (negro) in history," Powell said. "That's me."

 

...

 

 

This brilliantly hilarious excerpted passage was taken from Mr. Currie's brilliantly hilarious "GOD IS DEAD." (Redudancy makes it true.) I remember I read this part and thought, "Geez, I'd love to see this visualized!" Thus , I decided to doodle a couple of crude illustrations in honor of Mr. Currie's novel which asks, "If God took human form and died, what would become of life as we know it?"

 

Please buy it. (Here or here).

FICTION